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4. Is This Just the Best Frickin’ Wedding I’ve Ever Been To or WHAT?
What’s a bridesmaid for, if not to catch the leg of the bride as she drunkenly tumbles backward off a cliff? If this is the wedding, we can only imagine what the bachelorette party was like…and wonder why we weren’t invited! We must applaud the wedding photographer, however: rather than help the poor girl avoid certain death on the rocks below, he got the shot. And that’s what he gets paid for, right?
3. The Museum Photographer at Work
When shooting priceless antiquities in a pristine museum setting, the Number One Rule is to walk softly, speak softly, and don’t use a flash. Clearly, this gentleman is following that rule to a T, working with whisper-quiet to capture the image of…a silly vase or something. Now if only the museum staff knew how to design an exhibit so that visitors of a “certain stature” could move about freely without bumping their fat butts into stuff.
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